GABRIEL

Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionaire president of the world. He spells shit however he wants so don't correct him. He is tight with Chuck Norris.

Damn dude, you're such a Gabriel for hooking up with Jessica Alba.
Thanks dude, you're quite a Gabriel yourself!

Sweet right? Make me feel good about myself.




Today is super boring,






Wow this sucks.

Wanna hear pick-up lines?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?"
"Are those space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world"
"You may fall from the sky, You may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall.....is in love with me"
"Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
"If you were a booger i would pick you first"
"I have a snake, he wants to enter your garden"
"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you"
"You know what looks good on you? Me!"
"Hi my name is Gabriel, want to test my bed?"
"Here's $10 drink until im really good looking, then come and talk to me."

Well this is boring,


Toodles,
Peace!